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With only one little happy year of marital experience behind me, I can say I've learnt something.
A loving hand job. HAHAHA (sorry I had to!)
The number of ghost-y thoughts entering my head is directly proportionate to the distance you are away from me, at nights.
Any excuse for creepy staring.
To the events we've had to turn down and the friends we are yet to catch up with, SORRY!
How can you NOT like buttered mushrooms, George! It's like you don't have the umami section on your tongue!
stroke. stoke. poke. poke.
Similar interests too!
Always forgive the man for being wrong. :D
Two words. MAN MOVIES.